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Love and Other Scandals
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True love is worth a little scandal …

Joan Bennet has endured four Seasons without a single suitor or serious flirtation, let alone a marriage proposal. She's had just about enough of being a respectable wallflower and is giving serious thought to embarking on a life of sin, or at least lascivious adventure like the ones described in a popular scandalous book. When she meets her brother's favorite drinking mate, Viscount Burke, it seems her hopes of adventure might be answered…

Tristan Burke doesn't want a wife, and one can't trifle with a friend's sister without risking marriage. Even more, Joan's the last sort of woman he would ever choose: droll, sharp-witted, and always unfashionable dressed. If only he could stop thinking about her mouth. Or what she might look like without those horrid clothes. Or the way he can only win an argument with her by kissing her senseless … even though that just makes him want her more. But more could lead to a betrothal, which he fears—or does he?

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1829<Love and Other Scandals>

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She woke at the first press of his lips on the nape of her neck.

“Good morning, my darling,” he breathed in her ear.

“Is it morning?” She gave an exaggerated yawn. He did this all the time, waking her up before dawn because he was awake. “It feels too early…”

“It is. The sun is shining through the windows, the maid’s been in three times asking if you want breakfast in bed, my valet thinks we’ve both taken ill for staying abed so late…”

She snorted with laughter, burrowing into the blankets a little deeper. “I would have heard the door!”

“Hmm, but you were so deeply asleep.” His mouth moved down her neck and nipped at the delicate inner curve of her shoulder. “Deeply, beautifully asleep, tempting me beyond all reason. Do you know we have been married seven years this very day?”

Her smile grew broader. She did remember, and she had a surprise for him later to mark the occasion. “Has it really only been seven years? I should have thought it closer to one hundred.”

“Because you can’t remember what life was like before we married, I suppose.” His hands were working her nightdress up over her hips. “I’m your entire world now.”

She laughed again, but it melted into a sigh as his hands stroked up her body.

“You’re my entire world, Joan,” he whispered, his voice suddenly rough and serious. After seven years, she could tell when he was having fun and when, far less often, he was completely serious. “Always will be.”

And then she really melted, not just from the wicked intention in his touch but from the heartfelt passion of his words. “I love you, Tristan,” she whispered. She opened her eyes, ready to roll over and make desperate love to her husband.

Instead she screamed, and flailed for the blanket, trying to pull it over her entire being.

<Love and Other Scandals>“What the devil—?” Tristan lurched upright, then went still.

“Good morning, Papa,” piped up a voice.

“And Mama,” added another.

Red-faced, Joan made sure her nightdress was still buttoned, and wriggled it down over her legs before leaping out of bed. “What are you doing here?”

Their two sons gazed up at her from the settee by the window, where they both sat in angelic silence. From the looks of things, they might have been there a long time. George had his favorite blue blanket around him, and Colin held a book with engravings of animals from far-off lands. He could read, but both boys loved the pictures. “We came to say good morning. The sun is up, Mama, it is morning.”

From the bed, Tristan made a noise suspiciously like a laugh and flopped back into the pillows. Joan glared at him before turning back to her children. “Yes, darlings, it is morning, but it is very, very, early morning. Look out the window.” Both boys scrambled around on the settee and pushed aside the drape. “Has the sun reached the steps yet?”

“Nearly,” said Colin.

“No,” said George at the same moment.

“It is too early to be awake before the sun is on the steps.” Behind her, Tristan was still shaking with silent laughter. Joan yanked on her dressing gown and went to the settee. She gathered her boys into her arms and put her head between theirs. “Papa is the only one in the house who likes to wake before dawn,” she whispered to them. “When you wake this early, you may come see him, but very quietly so Mama can sleep a little longer.”

George, her baby, patted her face. “You’re awake now, Mama.”

“But I’m still tired.” She closed her eyes and rested her cheek on top of his head, her heart softening at the feel of his soft brown curls.

“I’m sorry, Mama. We tried to be quiet.”

She couldn’t help smiling at Colin’s earnest words. She knew this one was the image of his father, from his dark hair and green eyes to the mischief in his soul. George followed where his brother led, but Colin was always at the heart of any antics.

<Love and Other Scandals>And that meant Tristan was the parent ideally suited to manage them, not to mention deserving of it for the way he was still lolling in bed, chuckling. Joan kissed each of them. “I know you did, sweetheart.”

She rose and turned toward the bed. “Well, since we’re all awake for the day, I shall go get dressed.”

That wiped the smile off her husband’s face. He sat up. “Here now, the boys can go back to the nursery. I’m sure Nanny is missing them already.”

“No she isn’t, Papa,” said Colin. “She’s sound asleep.”

Joan smirked at him. He’d have to wait until later to get her back into bed, naked and with the door securely locked. Opening her eyes to see her children watching them make love had quite spoiled the mood for now. “There, you see? Tristan, perhaps you can have a word with your sons about wandering through the house before breakfast.” She turned and went into the dressing room, more for a grand exit than because she wanted to get dressed.

Tristan knew he’d been routed. He still thought a quick ring for Nanny would put the children back upstairs in the nursery where they belonged, and he could return to making love to his wife as planned.

But after seven years, he knew that gleam in her eyes quite well. He shouldn’t have laughed when Colin said good morning.

“Come here, lads.”

His sons climbed onto the bed, George dragging his blanket behind him. They sat cross-legged at the foot of the bed. Tristan folded his arms and tried to look stern. “What are you doing in my bedroom instead of in your own?”

Colin’s eyes veered away. “We wanted to surprise you,” said George.

“That you did,” said Tristan wryly, thinking of Joan’s panicked dive under the blankets. “Why?”

“Nanny’s very strict now,” mumbled Colin.

Tristan raised a brow. “How so?”

“She screamed when Colin put a mouse in her room,” piped up George. “So loud, Papa!”

Colin’s head was down.

Tristan recognized that look. He supposed he’d spent most of his young life avoiding someone’s stern gaze. He glanced at the dressing room door, satisfying himself that it was still closed, and lowered his voice. “Where did you get a mouse?”

His son’s green eyes darted up warily. “In the park,” he whispered.

Thank God it hadn’t been in the house. “How did you catch a mouse in the park?”

George bounced up on his knees. “We found him by the fountain, Papa, and Colin put him in his pocket!”

“Shh,” hissed Colin.

“I see,” said Tristan gravely. “Where did you keep him since then?”

Colin looked wary, as though he expected a trap. “In an old hatbox, beneath my bed.”

“We gave him scraps of ham and toast, Papa,” added George, beaming. “And he crawled on our hands and up Colin’s sleeve!”

Tristan grinned. Joan would murder him if he let the boys keep mice in the house, but this was an exceptional prank for someone not yet six years old. “Why did you put him into Nanny’s room? He sounds a capital little creature.”

A glimmer of mischief came into Colin’s eyes. “He wanted out, Papa. And Nanny scolded us about the hatbox. She said it smelled.”

“Right.” Tristan made a note to dispose of that filthy hatbox. “So you let the mouse run free?”

Colin shrugged. “I didn’t put him into Nanny’s room, he just went there.”

<Love and Other Scandals>Tristan glanced at the door again. Still closed. He beckoned his sons closer, and they scrambled across the mattress to sit in his lap, one in each arm. George gazed up at him with Joan’s golden brown eyes, sweet and loving at four.

Colin pressed up against his shoulder. Joan had said from the day he was born that Colin would be God’s vengeance on Tristan, and he thought it was true. Vengeance, but also his second chance. Tristan recognized the adventurous spirit in his eldest, the daring, the craving for adventure and excitement that had driven him most of his life. He hoped he was able to help Colin direct it into more acceptable channels, but he couldn’t bring himself to squash it. Unlike Tristan’s own youth, Colin’s would be filled with love and understanding, and far fewer thrashings.

And if he himself had to participate in some of the adventure, he was more than willing. For supervisory purposes, of course.

“This must be our secret, lads,” he began in a low, confiding tone. “If Mama discovers the mouse, we’ll all be in desperate trouble.”

“Because Mama doesn’t like mice?”

“She does not like them at all when they are in the house, George. Outside the house, she thinks they’re marvelous.” He thought Joan was used to having boys by now and wouldn’t kick up too much at this statement. “So this is what we shall do. We must all get dressed quickly. Can you manage without waking Nanny?”

Colin nodded eagerly.

“Very good.” Tristan gave him a nod. “I will come upstairs and we’ll keep Nanny out. Then we three shall catch the mouse and return him to the park. But we must do it—this is a very important part, lads—without letting Mama know. So not one word about it, right? Not to Nanny, not even between yourselves?”

Both boys shook their heads solemnly.

“Off you go,” he said, and the boys jumped off the bed and ran, not silently but quietly enough for children, out of the room.

Tristan went into the dressing room. As expected, his wife was still in her dressing gown, sitting on the chaise and brushing her hair without any sign of ambition to actually get dressed. He suspected she’d go right back to bed if given the chance.

If he hadn’t had a mouse to catch, he would be all in favor of that course. It was the anniversary of his wedding, and he’d been eager to celebrate it.

“I hope you actually told them not to come into our room early.” She pointed the brush at him. “It encourages naughty behavior if you laugh at it!”

“It wasn’t that naughty, and it took real skill to creep into the room utterly undetected,” he countered. “High marks for daring.”

Joan rolled her eyes but he could tell she was fighting back a smile.

“We should have a daughter next,” he said, closing the door.

“Oh, should we? It’s as easy as that, is it?” She laughed, but rosy color rolled up her face.

Tristan stopped, open-mouthed. “Joan.”

“What?” She widened her eyes at him. “I assure you, I did not intentionally have two sons who show every indication of following in their father’s roguish ways despite my best attemtps to teach them some sense of dignity and decorum.”

<Love and Other Scandals>He waved that aside. Mice excepted, Joan did little to blunt their sons’ exuberant natures. But more importantly, Tristan was doing some rapid math, and mentally smacked himself on the forehead for being oblivious. He pulled her to him and put one hand on her belly. “Are you?”

Her face was bright pink. “Well, yes. I was going to tell you tonight, or perhaps this morning if we hadn’t been interrupted so ridiculously early.”

He grinned. “This one will be a girl. I feel certain of it.”

“Do you want a daughter?” She peered up at him uncertainly.

“I do.” He rested his forehead against hers. “Although I fear she’ll also run us a merry race.”

His wife’s face eased into a rueful smile. “I expect she will. Happy seven years, Tristan.”

“The happiest seven years of my life,” he said, and kissed her.